Thursday, August 17, 2006

Funny As had to share soz


Hey i saw this and thought ' To my wedding you will come' lol

posted by cinders @ 4:13 PM 0 comments

The Bammer Files


Lets start with Emma- The dafty, the qualified social worker and the psycho.. She's a right laugh always up to do anything once like having a mental in the heed weekend with woolieboots (Heather) in Eyemouth we'll not be doing that again Woolie boots poured away our drink thats no that nice is it, or Go to Linlithgow Palace armed with foam swords, plastic tiaras and a single use camera acting like complete bammers. Next was our big army mission to Blackness with Jimmy, Spud and Ashleigh never again wit they all aboot? One thing you can really on with emma is that she will find a shop that has orange Lucazade the morning after we've been out, When Emma goes away to Uni in a couple of weeks the shops next to her flat will have to be armed with lots of orange lucazade and mars bars Stirling Bapi doesn't know what its letting its self in for.

Next would have to be Zoomer Hannah- The Phisioterrorist, the moth, the original double 0, the future Mrs Casey.. Deary me or should I say deary Paulie, Hannah proposed to me when I was 15, then proceeded to call me the ugly little sister because her and emma were the beautiful twins she is awfy confused, lucky for me and Emma she found Paul the tree frog who she is marrying next June Paul do you actually know what you are letting yourself in for..What am I saying your both as mad as each other..

Next is that nutter Moira, -Moisy where would we be without her, all my bad music taste is Moira's fault the fact that I'm a bad dancer is moira's fault the only thing moira isn't responsible for is my Drinking on that I blame auntie Lilly and Barbara but shhh, But moisy is a complete bammer and worthy of being mentioned she is the one who puts up with me and emma continuously she should get a medal, but i might be mad but at least i don't walk into the sea when its so cold when I'm ill and shouldn't be out in the first place Emma and Moira are bammer's on there own but together they are a deadly combination.

So these are my bestest bammer mates approach at you own risk...

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